the worst sign i have ever seen....

i tend to over exaggerate things...but i'm right on when i say that alabama is the worst state in our great united...why do i say this....i don't know

maybe it was the time i came here to do a friends wedding and the brother of his bride said to him..."i just have one question for you...auburn or alabama"...like if he liked the wrong team he would be condemned to hell

maybe it was the time that i walked around the mall during that trip and was stared at by every betty sue and bobby joe that passed me by...complete with boots...skoal imprinted back pocketed jeans...and hats curled to hell

maybe it was the time i was driving through changing radio stations when i happened upon some guy talking about the book he just wrote...something to the effect of "narnia: harmless fantasy or the devil's playground?"...i think i remember the dude even questioning c.s. lewis' salvation

anyone remember racism or slavery...pretty sure alabama started all of that

and who do you think was really behind the bombing of pearl harbor...prejudice bastards

so there you have it...maybe just a victim of circumstance....but alabama proves itself time and time again to be a place i'd rather not be...and now i'm here....if i really am depressed...then its time for a full on cocaine bender