Top 8 Pitcher/Catcher Combos of the 2008 WCWS...

8 teams enter...1 team is victorious...but unlike the tournament where teams are ranked by how good they are...i'm throwing a shout out to my fellow creepers by ranking the hottest pitcher/catchers in this weeks tourney


#8 Louisiana-Lafayette











bruisers of the list...i wouldn't mind them tackling me


#7 Virginia Tech













"ho hum" in a not so "ho hum" way


#6 Alabama











cuties of the list...sweet and innocent and ready to strike you out


#5 UCLA











for the game this catcher pulls her hair back and has a braid that runs across the front...so down


#4 Florida













sporties of the list...this pitcher is cuter on tv

#3 Arizona State











mallows of the group...pitchers hair is way shorter...and has some chunky tempe-style highlights...oh yeah

#2 Texas A&M










both girls run black tar under their eyes for games...and this catchers hair is way shorter and way sweet


#1 Arizona













in the words of an infamous Aquabats song..."Holy Guacamole"

"that's the prettiest girl i've ever seen"

this statement runs through my brain 2-3 times a day while i'm out on the road...and now that the college fastpitch world series tournament is on tv...that number looks to be going up

deep impact...

last night i dreamt that a wall of water was coming through the city
and we had to hide in a department store
but it wasn't as tall as they said it was going to be
so nobody died
but that doesn't mean i don't hate those type of dreams
4 beautiful days in winter park
hanging with my brother and his(my) friends
making food
laughing
riding bikes
and not once did i think
the world was going to come to an end
no anxiety...no worries
but then as soon as i get back to being alone
those thoughts creep back
satan...get away from me
brain...stop running amuck
its not even june
and this is already
the longest year of my life

monkey bread is delicious and nutritious....

and tradition whenever i visit 2812 will o the green

the funnest and scariest thing...

is taking back roads at night
through towns you've never been through
tight turns
running over railroad tracks
going over tall bridges
with no street lights
2 lane highways
cars running towards you
will this be the time
that someone jerks the wheel
into my lane

harmless sparks....

they might have burned
but the priests were all taking turns
showing nuns what they had discerned
about their bodies in the dark

they carried on
from the evening until the dawn
like they should have been all along
making harmless sparks
instead of breaking little boys hearts

god knows
if you notice the millions of small holes
and ponder the weight of an apple
compared to the trouble we're in

and a grown man might
be tempted to question his birthright
in front of his kids and devout wife
causing the doubt to begin
to spread like original sin

constant patience...

i'm ready for summer
i'm done with the road
i'm tired of the same old thing
i'm sick of granola bars
this isn't fun anymore
i wanna throw my maps in the garbage
i wanna hang out with friends
i wanna sit on the porch
and look at the full moon
over the mountains
with the faint sound
of camper's getting ready for bed
i'm ready to meet people
i've never met
do something of worth
light a camp fire
breathe in the smoke
sing songs
make memories

hot girls....

doing your best is enough when you don't know your potential
with no expectations you can't go wrong

hear and now...

i was flipping through channels this evening when i came upon a documentary on HBO that grabbed me...its called "hear and now" and it is a documentary on couple that have been deaf since birth and now...at the age of 65...decide to get surgery to hear for the first time in their lives...well needless to say...i missed the beginning...and i missed the end...but the parts that i did see...had me balling the entire time

it was something about their innocence...their beauty as people...and something about me being a wuss

watch it...but don't say i didn't warn you

in love...

so shines a good deed in a weary world....

tonight someone saw the love of god in you
that's more than i can say for myself
i was asleep
i was in my car
i was beating down the door of god
looking for answers
requesting he rescue me
imagine that
someone safe and sound
asking to be rescued
i see no burning buildings
i see no collapsed bridges
"love god
love others"
not "love safety
love health"
you are a better person than me
for you truly care
cause when i decide to care
it still will only be
for my own gain

3 amazing gifts in the span of 2 hours...

Luke's ode to me...this cost me a pretty penny





















Hannah's ode to me...this one was free














James found this on his computer...this is my original license...you see that mexican kid there...yeah...that's me at 16

people that still pay for their groceries with a check are assholes...

seriously dude...what the hell are you doing
do you know what year it is
do you enjoy holding people up in line for 5 more minutes
have you not heard of a debit card
i know...i know...you don't want to learn about all that tomfoolery
i just don't get you
get with the freaking times
go home...boot up windows 95
fire up that dial up
and type "asshole" into a google search
your picture should come right up

vampire's night out....

went to a bar
i saw you sitting there
pretty as sin and
your skin is so dang fair
offered me a drink
i said "no but that's sweet"
and i have a clue
i saw you as me
talk for awhile
start to smoke a cigarette
you said you wanted to party
i said "i bet"
college girl like you
with nothing to do
let's go back to my place
and i'll show you a thing or two

went back to my apartment
started to mess around
but when i showed her my fangs
she showed me a frown

i said
"i don't want you, i want your blood"

its nothing personal
but you gotta do what you gotta do
to make it in a world
that doesn't even care about you
you were in the wrong bar
during the wrong night
these are the cards you were dealt
so why fight

wish there could be another way
but you really weren't given the choice
i'm at the top of the food chain baby
and in my world you don't have a voice

i don't want you, i want your blood

wait a minute
i shouldn't complain
you shouldn't complain
in a world where death is so much gain

the life and times...

hit the snooze button
hit the snooze button
hit the snooze button
take a dump
shower
brush teeth
dress
grab multiple food items
grab back pack
warm up car
reset mileage
look over map
pull out
start stop watch
drive roads never seen
chew on highlighter
eat food every hour
drink water
get out to check a hydrant
think about dinner
come back home
eat dinner
struggle with internet
watch tv
struggle to turn it off
brush teeth
pray for a healing
hope to wake up in the morning
sleep
repeat

false desirement...

the feeling a girl gets when a guy is staring at her
the feeling a guy gets when he's staring at a girl