Sunday, January 4, 2009

4 things that make pretty women ugly...














1. make up
i know i know...it makes you feel prettier...you get to dress up...and its fun to put on make up...but you are just glopping chemicals onto your pretty natural foundation...stop it...you're bothering god















2. press on/long nails
there is nothing attractive about knowing a girl has the capability of scooping your eyeballs out with her nails....sick really















3. high heels
i know the reasons...they make you taller...and give your calves definition....but do you really like trying to keep your balance all night while your feet get punished...here's an unwritten rule that should be implemented....if you can't wait to get them off...there's no point in wearing them












4. french manicure
i'm not sure why...but this creeps me out...who decided that this was sexy or pretty or whatever...and that girls should do this for special occasions....white tips...i don't get it...and its UGLY!!!

3 comments:

R.A. said...

feet punished? what about your back and knees dude? this is why I refuse to wear them.

I agree on all but the french tips. I like french tips.

James S said...

You left out fake boobs and over-tanning. That said, thank you for #1.

Sabrina said...

Man, you would think I was a total skanker! I'm 0-4.