Nanny and Grandad

she's a christian
he's a catholic
she can't see
he can't hear
she says "why is your arm wet"
he says "i put lotion on it"
she says "that's not lotion...that's soap"
he says "i thought it was lotion"
she says "what were you thinking...go wash it off"
he says "uggh"
she says "men"
he passes me and says "don't ever get married"
i start laughing
he starts laughing
she starts laughing
he gets back into bed
and they both say simultaneously:
"our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
give us today our daily bread
and forgive us our sins
as we forgive those who sin against us
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil
for thine is the kingdom
and the power
and the glory
forever and ever
amen"

amen