Seriously....I understand your need to proclaim your extreme affection for each other...but its a little much when you are lying down together in the middle of a park...with hundreds of people trying to enjoy their BBQ parties or kicking the soccer ball around...or in my case disc golf...tickling each other by way of chin digging into chest...laughing obnoxiously...lying on top of each other...basically no clothes away from having sex...you're freaking murdering me
PDA is especially unacceptable when you are hanging around other people in close proximities...you alienate yourselves from the group when you start having your own neckfest or in a recent case with a couple of friends "elbowpit fest"...Seriously...there is no scenario i can think of where it would be appropriate that you be sucking on each others elbowpits...slurping sounds while you are trying to eat...gonna freaking puke...and maybe its because i don't have anybody...maybe if i had someone that special in my life i would tune everyone out too...but i hope i don't do that...i certainly want to express myself physically towards my woman...but i hope that i'm not "so in love" that i can't stop myself from grossing out my single friends...and thats another point...holding each others hands is ok...sitting in each other laps is....semi-nauseating...and i think when you are around other couples its ok...but when singles are present...don't rub it in that we have no one and allow us to feel like we can be a part of this world too...even without that special someone
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